25 Random Laws
A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
Tattooing and body piercing is illegal.
Dogs may not molest cars.
Rhode Island recently applied to the US Government to make all the coastal waters of Rhode Island a No Discharge Zone.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
Persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house.
Bowling is forbidden.
It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Persons may not wear a mask.
'Spray String' is banned.
It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.
It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
“Offensive gestures” will not be tolerated at any special event.