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25 Random Laws

One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
Marlborough, Massachusetts, United States
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
North Dakota, United States
Trying to save the rain forest?
Louisiana, New Orleans, United States
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
California, San Francisco, United States
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
Iowa, Ottumwa, United States
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Mesquite, Texas, United States
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
Oregon, United States
The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
Minnesota, United States
Pornography is illegal.
Singapore
You may never use dice to play craps.
Canada
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Austin, Texas, United States
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
North Carolina, United States
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
New Hampshire, United States
You may not get drunk on “The Bus�.
Athens-Clarke County, Georgia, United States
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
United Kingdom
Companies may vote in local elections.
United Kingdom
Cars may not be driven through the town.
Crete, Illinois, United States
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
New Jersey, United States
The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals.
United States, Wisconsin
One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
Montana, United States
No person may spit on the floor of a church.
Alabama, Auburn, United States
One may not picket a funeral.
Kansas, Overland Park, United States
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
New York, United States
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
Connecticut, United States
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
Fayette County, Tennessee, United States
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