25 Random Laws
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.
It is illegal to shout offensive words in any public place.
It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
If you forget you car-keys inside the car and you leave the car open, you will be punished.
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
The English language is not to be spoken.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.
It is illegal to drive with a trailer hitch on your vehicle.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
No one may bite off another?s leg.
A fee is levied on each purchaser of any plastic bottle which is returned upon return of the bottle.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
You may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.