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25 Random Laws

No one in Canada may watch or listen to an encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian government.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. (Repealed 2010)
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Doughnut holes may not be sold.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
Reserving a city meeting room under a false name is prohibited.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
No bicyclist may practice “fancy riding” on any city street.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.
Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.
No one may scream at a haunted house.
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
One may not place a dead bird on a neighbor’s lawn.
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
If you have been maintaining an illegal radio station for five or more years, the station becomes legal.
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
No item may be thrown across a street.
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
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