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25 Random Laws

An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song “It Ain’t Goin’ To Rain No Mo’.
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Dogs may not molest cars.
Persons may not ride a bicycle with their hands off the handlebars.
Any person who shall pretend or exercise to use any type of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or pretend knowledge in any occult or or craft or science shall for any such offense suffer imprisonment at the time of one whole year and also shall be obliged to obscursion for his/her good behavior.
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time. (Repealed 2003 – However, the law remains in effect in the city of Montreal)
Musical car horns are banned.
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property.
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
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Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited.
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine.
It is illegal to repaint a house without a painting license and the government’s permission.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
The raising of Rotweiller dogs is prohibited.
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