25 Random Laws
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Pornography is illegal.
If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.
The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.
Bungee jumping is illegal.
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
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Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”.
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Cross-dressing is illegal.