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25 Random Laws

Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of “harboring a Catholic priest” would be tortured or even hanged.
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.
One may not leave sand in their own driveway.
No person may keep a skunk as a pet.
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
It is illegal to have weeds in your yard
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
One’s rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.
Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
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