25 Random Laws
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
To be a dominatrix is illegal.
In a small town in Switzerland it is illegal to ride down hills with a bike.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
Bowling is forbidden.
Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.
You can’t drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
It is illegal to drive with a trailer hitch on your vehicle.
By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
It is illegal to tickle women.
Snowball fights are illegal.
Jesuits, Seminary Priests and other suchlike disobedient Persons must be banished.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.