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25 Random Laws

Every head of household must own a gun.
It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits.
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Women may not wrestle in Salem.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
If a person shall fail to return books he/she has checked out from the library, that person should return their library card to the library until the books are returned.
Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
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