25 Random Laws
No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.
Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church. Repealed by Session Laws 2004-003
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
No fireworks may be thrown by hand during Holy Week.
It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.
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It is illegal to drive cars through city cemeteries for pleasure.
Sex toys are outlawed.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm. According to the town of Dayton, no such law exists.
You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
Signs are required to be written in English.
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.