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25 Random Laws

Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
Drivers may not pump their own gas.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Condoms may not be thrown from parade floats during Mardi Gras.
It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
No one may sleep on the beach at night.
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes.
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.
One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car.
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