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25 Random Laws

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.
One may not spit on a bus.
It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
Dogs may not molest cars.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is unlawful for one to allow another to use the first person’s telephone in order to make prank phone calls.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
You may not make out in public.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
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