25 Random Laws
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.
There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
Drivers on mountains should drive with caution near the right hand edge of the highway –there are no mountains in Nebraska!
Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
One may not receive anal sex.
You may not own a log cabin.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is illegal to urinate in the waters of any park.
The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.