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25 Random Laws

Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
It is illegal to cuss about another.
Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol.
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can’t pick up on the first ring.
If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
No one may bath in Sandy Creek Lake.
One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
It is illegal to gamble at the airport.
Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.
Nudity is allow, provided that male genitals are covered.
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
Not only do all exterior painting jobs require a permit (for color) but, for instance, the City went to Appeals Court over the exact type of division inside a window frame.
You may not slurp your soup.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
Minors may not enter a room where a “social game” is being played.
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