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25 Random Laws

Drivers of power-driven vehicles who stop at pedestrian crossings are liable to a fine of up to five yuan, or a warning.
It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (Repealed, 2001)
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Young girls may not shake hands with men.
Bicycle riders may not lift either foot from the peddles, as it might result in a loss of control.
It is illegal to drive oneĆ¢??s car through a parade.
No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.
Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.
Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell and trade absinth (special alcohol), it is legal to consume it.
The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine. Repealed
A prince or princess who marries without the consent of the government, that person forfeits the right of succession for his/her children and all other descendants.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
It is illegal to speed
Only animal services officials and policemen may molest animals
No person may appear as a contestant in more than one game show a year.
Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
One may not be charged for food at an inn unless that person, by his or her own opinion, is “full”.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so
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