25 Random Laws
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell and trade absinth (special alcohol), it is legal to consume it.
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
You may not run out of gas.
At one time, margarine was illegal.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
A license is required to purchase a television set.
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
You may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.
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