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25 Random Laws

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
It is illegal to be an alcoholic.
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Water guns may not be used in New Year’s celebrations.
Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.
Junk dealers may not make any business transactions with drunk persons.
Bowling is forbidden.
If your vehicle stalls and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle.
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
One may not honk another’s horn.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
The “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
You must move your car back and forth everyday for 4 months out of the year regardless of weather conditions
It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car.
The value of Pi is 3.
It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.
Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
One may not “blemish the peace”.
It is illegal to excavate any city street.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
You can’t work on your car in the street.
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