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25 Random Laws

It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
No one may spit on the sidewalk.
Picnics are prohibited in graveyards.
You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison. (Repealed, 1975)
Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.
Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy.
No person may keep a smelly dog.
Interracial marriages are illegal.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Anyone in company with someone who possesses narcotics, even if they are unaware that their companion has them, can be tried for the same crime.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
Bitches in heat shall be confined.
You may not get drunk on “The Bus?.
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
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