25 Random Laws
It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
Anal intercourse is banned.
Cars may not be driven through the town.
Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
Any person who shall pretend or exercise to use any type of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or pretend knowledge in any occult or or craft or science shall for any such offense suffer imprisonment at the time of one whole year and also shall be obliged to obscursion for his/her good behavior.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of “harboring a Catholic priest” would be tortured or even hanged.
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.
To be a dominatrix is illegal.
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
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