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25 Random Laws

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (Repealed, 2001)
No civil arrests may be made on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.
Beer may not be sold between 2 a.
Anyone in company with someone who possesses narcotics, even if they are unaware that their companion has them, can be tried for the same crime.
One may not leave sand in their own driveway.
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
Any kind of nude artistic display is illegal.
One may not lay down on the beach at night
Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
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