25 Random Laws
You must pay a fine of no more than $2000 Baht in Thailand if you’re caught littering on the sidewalk.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
Catch 22 is banned.
A prince or princess who marries without the consent of the government, that person forfeits the right of succession for his/her children and all other descendants.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
One may not receive anal sex.
Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
“Vicious Dogs” may not be kept within the city limits.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.
Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.