25 Random Laws
One may not receive anal sex.
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.
Deer may not be fed.
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.
Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol.
Persons may not sleep on a road.
The same laws that apply to motor oil also applies to other oils such as baby and vegetable oil according to the Oil Pollution act of 1990.
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.
One may be fined up to $100 for using “profane language” in public places.
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
It is illegal to practice the profession of charlantry.
Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.
No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.