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25 Random Laws

Women may not wrestle in Salem.
It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity.
Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.
One commits a nuisance if he or she leaves a large amount of trash in their own vehicle.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.
Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
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