25 Random Laws
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
A milk man may not run while on duty.
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.
No person may pick a flower from a city park.
It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Bungee jumping is illegal.
Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of “harboring a Catholic priest” would be tortured or even hanged.
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
Persons may not sleep on a road.
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.