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25 Random Laws

It is illegal to be an alcoholic.
Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. (Repealed 2010)
One may not lay down on the beach at night
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
Musical car horns are banned.
No item may be thrown across a street.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
Bar owners may not let patrons make loud, unusual noises.
It is illegal to sell one’s eye
No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
It is illegal to wear a hat in a movie theater.
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.
All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
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