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25 Random Laws

It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Any carport added to a building increases the value of the building by 15.
It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
It is required that every car with snow tires has to have a sticker on its dashboard which tells that the driver should not drive faster than 160 km/h with these tires.
Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.
Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
The English language is not to be spoken.
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
Citizens may not make offensive gestures at a passing state motorcade.
Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a city street.
Cap guns are illegal.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.
Electric fences are banned.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.
It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.
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