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25 Random Laws

No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church. Repealed by Session Laws 2004-003
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
No one may take a bath without a prescription.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.
A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.
No fireworks may be thrown by hand during Holy Week.
It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
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