25 Random Laws
Whaling is illegal.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.
It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.
Wooden logs may not be painted.
One’s rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.
No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
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