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25 Random Laws

One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
All steam locomotives are limited to 4mph on roads.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
It is illegal to have a broken down car on private property or public right-of-ways
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
It is illegal to kiss on railways in France.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
REPEALED You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
Alabama slingshots may not be used in the city limits.
Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.
It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy.
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