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25 Random Laws

Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.
Even if one gets his/her change “stolen” by a vending machine, hitting the machine violates a city ordinance.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.
One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
In the days of aparthed, all people of colour had to be indoors by 9 PM, at which time a siren was sounded.
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.
Wooden logs may not be painted.
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
It is considered an offense to operate a mobile spay/neuter clinic – it is considered peddling.
Swimming in water fountains is prohibited.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
It is illegal to read persons? palms in the city limits.
Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
No one may step on any of the nation’s currency.
Billboards are outlawed.
Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
Horses are to wear pants at all times.
It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
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