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25 Random Laws

Urinating on the streets is illegal.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
Alabama slingshots may not be used in the city limits.
Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits.
Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.
Repealed It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
Boneshakers, safety bicycles, and any other similar machines are banned from the center of town.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
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