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25 Random Laws

“For Sale” signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of music on the radio must be by French artists.
You may not wash your car on a Sunday.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
No person of Chinese descent may immigrate to the USA.
No person may water his lawn in such a way as to annoy his or her neighbor.
Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway.
Missiles may not be shot at parade participants.
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Persons may be placed in jail for up to five years for shooting a hole in a penny.
As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
Even if one gets his/her change “stolen” by a vending machine, hitting the machine violates a city ordinance.
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
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