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25 Random Laws

Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Dancing is strictly prohibited.
Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited.
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
No person amy disturb a church service by swearing.
No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
A fee is levied on each purchaser of any plastic bottle which is returned upon return of the bottle.
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
Masks may not be worn in public.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
‘Spray String’ is banned.
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