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25 Random Laws

You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
Exterior burglar bars which are viewable from the street are not allowed.
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
“For Sale” signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
Companies may vote in local elections.
It is illegal to have oral sex.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.
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