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25 Random Laws

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
Barber shops may not open on Sundays.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Citizens are taxed because it rains on their property.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
The sale of gum is prohibited.
REPEALED You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oral sex is illegal.
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.
Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Beer may not be sold between 2 a.
It is illegal to drive oneĆ¢??s car through a parade.
You may not spay your female dog or cat.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
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