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25 Random Laws

One may not leave sand in their own driveway.
It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property.
You cannot pump your own gas.
You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
You may only own half a meter down in the ground of any land you own.
Dancing is strictly prohibited.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
All males must wear trousers, and such groups of employees as hack drivers and newspaper delivery boys must adopt uniforms.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited.
Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
Trucks may not be parked on the street.
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
No fireworks may be thrown by hand during Holy Week.
You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record “It`s In the Book”.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
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