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25 Random Laws

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
You may not wash your car on a Sunday.
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.
The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine. Repealed
Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
Every head of household must own a gun.
Anyone in company with someone who possesses narcotics, even if they are unaware that their companion has them, can be tried for the same crime.
Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.
If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands.
Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
No one may throw a bottle of Coke at a parade float.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
No one may practice the business of tattooing on Sunday.
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