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25 Random Laws

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
One’s rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
You may not own a handgun.
Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
One may not whisper in church.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
It is illegal to predict the future.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
The English language is not to be spoken.
It is illegal to sell one’s eye
Anyone in company with someone who possesses narcotics, even if they are unaware that their companion has them, can be tried for the same crime.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
Mississippi’s “Anti-Bloomberg Bill” will restrict towns and counties from regulating nutrition labeling
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
It is illegal to speed
No bicyclist may practice “fancy riding” on any city street.
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