25 Random Laws
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
New Year’s celebrations are somewhat bland in this town as fireworks may not be set off after 11:00 PM!
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
Bicycles may not ridden without a license.
Rocks may not be thrown at birds.
You may not own a handgun.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
It is a crime to use a dead person’s handicapped parking sign or license plate
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
Wooden logs may not be painted.
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
You must move your car back and forth everyday for 4 months out of the year regardless of weather conditions
Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal.
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.