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25 Random Laws

One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.
“For Sale” signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
No one may sit on another’s parked vehicle without expressed consent of the owner.
The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
You may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.
It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest without a permit”.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (Repealed, 2001)
A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
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