25 Random Laws
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
Bars may not hold a “Lady’s Night�.
An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid’s ears.
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is illegal to repaint a house without a painting license and the government’s permission.
It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile.
Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
One’s rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
Oral sex is prohibited.
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
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