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25 Random Laws

It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
You may only own half a meter down in the ground of any land you own.
“Vicious Dogs” may not be kept within the city limits.
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise.
It is required that every car with snow tires has to have a sticker on its dashboard which tells that the driver should not drive faster than 160 km/h with these tires.
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