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25 Random Laws

One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
One may not box with a kangaroo.
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.
Young girls may not shake hands with men.
It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
It is illegal to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.
All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
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