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25 Random Laws

Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited.
It is a crime to use a dead person’s handicapped parking sign or license plate
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car.
It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for “immoral purposes”.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
People may not whistle underwater.
Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.
Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Oral sex is prohibited.
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street.
Whaling is illegal.
You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record “It`s In the Book”.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
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