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25 Random Laws

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.
One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
There is not an appeals process for exemtion of property tax due to a disability or poverty.
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
It is illegal to gamble at the airport.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
It is illegal to play the fiddle.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
Single-use plastic carry out bags are prohibited
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
The sale of gum is prohibited.
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