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25 Random Laws

One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Trying to save the rain forest?
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
Pornography is illegal.
You may never use dice to play craps.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
You may not get drunk on “The Bus�.
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
Companies may vote in local elections.
Cars may not be driven through the town.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals.
One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
No person may spit on the floor of a church.
One may not picket a funeral.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
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