25 Random Laws
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named ?log cabin day?.
No one may practice the business of tattooing on Sunday.
Drivers may not pump their own gas.
During his reign, Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas day, as they were insufficiently Puritan.
Bullets may not be used as currency.
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
Hopefully, residents of the city have spedometers on their horses, for they can not ride them in excess of ten miles per hour.
It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.
Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law.
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Shooting ranges are outlawed.