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25 Random Laws

Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.
It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.
It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
No one may throw a bottle of Coke at a parade float.
It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent’s permission.
It is illegal to play the fiddle.
One may not throw bottles at a tree.
Swimming in water fountains is prohibited.
It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time. (Repealed 2003 – However, the law remains in effect in the city of Montreal)
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
It is a felony to steal more than $1000 of grease
Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
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