25 Random Laws
All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
It is illegal to shout offensive words in any public place.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Water guns may not be used in New Year’s celebrations.
No person shall spit on a city street.
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited.
Bungee jumping is illegal.
Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
No persons may sell “blow-out nuts”.
Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.
Clergymen may not wear their religious garb in public.
It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday.
Women who work for the government of the city of Guadalajara, may not wear miniskirts or any other “provacative” garment during office hours.
It is illegal to sell your children.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
REPEALED You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
Bylaw states that no more than 3.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.