25 Random Laws
Ropes may not be strung across a highway.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.
All bathtubs must have feet.
Oral sex is illegal.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
You may not make out in public.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of “harboring a Catholic priest” would be tortured or even hanged.
No person may predict another’s future.
One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
New Year’s celebrations are somewhat bland in this town as fireworks may not be set off after 11:00 PM!
Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.
People may not whistle underwater.
It is illegal to spit on the steps of a school.
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.
A driver who needs to turn through oncoming traffic has the right of way unless he slows down or stops.
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