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Dumb Laws in United States

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
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Ohio bans bath salts
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In New York, adultery is still a crime.
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Repealed It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
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It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.
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In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.
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Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
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Incestuous marriages are legal.
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It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
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It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
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Idiots may not vote.
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A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
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City Laws in United States

Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.
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Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Akron
Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.
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Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
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It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
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No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
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Alabama
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
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