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Dumb Laws in United States

The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.
You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time
It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
Ohio bans bath salts
In New York, adultery is still a crime.
Repealed It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.
In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause â??emotional distressâ? â??without legitimate purposeâ?.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

City Laws in United States

Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.
Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Akron
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.

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