Dumb Laws in Wisconsin
City Laws in Wisconsin
No one may sit on another’s parked vehicle without expressed consent of the owner.
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
It is illegal to play checkers in public.
You cannot “worry a squirrel.
An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.
Missiles may not be shot at parade participants.
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
Only police officers may shoot birds in the city.
No person may water his lawn in such a way as to annoy his or her neighbor.
It is illegal to swim in the Fountain Park fountain.
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits.
Persons may not ride a bicycle with their hands off the handlebars.
Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries.