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Dumb Laws in Utah

It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

City Laws in Utah

You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Women may not swear.
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Only animal services officials and policemen may molest animals
Persons are only allowed to keep one cow on their property
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

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