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Dumb Laws in Texas

City Laws in Texas

San Antonio
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

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