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Dumb Laws in South Carolina

City Laws in South Carolina

The Fire Department may blow up your house.
It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.
Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM.
Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays.
“Vicious Dogs” may not be kept within the city limits.
Bitches in heat shall be confined.
Fountain Inn
Horses are to wear pants at all times.
The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old.
Hilton Head
Carriages may not be driven on sidewalks.
One commits a nuisance if he or she leaves a large amount of trash in their own vehicle.
Lancaster County
It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.
Myrtle Beach
It is illegal to urinate in the waters of any park.
Persons may not change clothes in a gas station without permission of the owner.
No one may sleep on the beach at night.
Dogs may not be on the beach during the summer months during the daytime or the owner may be arrested.
Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.

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