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Dumb Laws in Pennsylvania

City Laws in Pennsylvania

In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block.
One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
Ridley Park
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.

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