Dumb Laws in Oregon
City Laws in Oregon
Marion
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
Myrtle Creek
One may not box with a kangaroo.
Portland
Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
People may not whistle underwater.
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
Persons may not pass through a “traffic congestion thoroughfare” more than twice per night.
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”.
Minors may not enter a room where a “social game” is being played.
Trucks may not be parked on the street.
Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars.
Salem
Women may not wrestle in Salem.
Springfield
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
Stanfield
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
No more than two people may share a single drink.
Yamhill
It is illegal to predict the future.
No one may allow their cellar door to remain open.
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