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Dumb Laws in Oklahoma

City Laws in Oklahoma

If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
No person may own more than two adult cats.
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
Persons may not play catch on any city street.
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
It is illegal to drive with a trailer hitch on your vehicle.
Oklahoma City
The mayor may not go on strike.
While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

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