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Dumb Laws in Oklahoma

City Laws in Oklahoma

Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Bartlesville
Persons may not play catch on any city street.
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
No person may own more than two adult cats.
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
Clinton
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Hawthahorne
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
Moore
It is illegal to drive with a trailer hitch on your vehicle.
Oklahoma City
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
The mayor may not go on strike.
While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
Schulter
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Tulsa
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
Wynona
One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

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