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Dumb Laws in Oklahoma

One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
Whaling is illegal.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Tattoos are banned. (Repealed, Effective 11/1/2006. Tattoos are now legal in Oklahoma!)
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
No one may spit on a sidewalk.
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

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