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Dumb Laws in Ohio

City Laws in Ohio

It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent’s permission.
Anal intercourse is banned.
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Fairview Park
Items left on a tree lawn become city property.
It’s against the law to honk your horn “excessively”.
Cross-dressing is against the law.
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.
North Canton
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Catch 22 is banned.
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
You may not run out of gas.

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