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Dumb Laws in New York

City Laws in New York

Ocean City
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
Sag Harbor
It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.
If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a “suitable bathing suit”.
Staten Island
It is illegal for a father to call his son a “faggot” or “queer” in an effort to curb “girlie behavior.
You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

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