Dumb Laws in New Jersey
City Laws in New Jersey
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.
Cross-dressing is illegal.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
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