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Dumb Laws in New Jersey

City Laws in New Jersey

Caldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Cranford
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Haddon
It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.
Cross-dressing is illegal.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Mount Laurel
Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Raritan
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Trenton
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.

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