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Dumb Laws in Nebraska

Drivers on mountains should drive with caution near the right hand edge of the highway –there are no mountains in Nebraska!
Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

City Laws in Nebraska

Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold.
Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.
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