Dumb Laws in Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is illegal to speed
City Laws in Missouri
In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.
You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Dancing is strictly prohibited.
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
A milk man may not run while on duty.
Four women may not rent an apartment together.
Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house.
It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car.