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Dumb Laws in Massachusetts

City Laws in Massachusetts

Marlborough
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.
Milford
Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
Nahant
Sleds may not be coasted down streets.
It is illegal to excavate any city street.
Newton
All families must be given a hog from the town’s mayor.
North Andover
An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
Woburn
In bars, it is actually illegal to “walk around” with a beer in your hand.

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