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Dumb Laws in Kansas

City Laws in Kansas

Topeka
Snowball fights are illegal.
Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
The â??Wild Westâ?? is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.
No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
No one may scream at a haunted house.
The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
Wellington
Residents are now limited to no more than four cats per household
Wichita
One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
Donâ??t get carried away in the city parks.
One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.

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