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Dumb Laws in Kansas

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

City Laws in Kansas

Derby
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
Dodge City
It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
Lawrence
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Overland Park
One may not picket a funeral.
Russell
Musical car horns are banned.
Salina
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
Topeka
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.

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