Dumb Laws in Illinois
Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances
Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so
It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
The English language is not to be spoken.
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
City Laws in Illinois
No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Avenue. (Retracted)
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
Citizens can be hit with a $120 ticket for having an improperly displayed and outdated city sticker on their car.
All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
It is illegal to wear sagging pants in Collinsville, IL.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
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