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Dumb Laws in Georgia

City Laws in Georgia

Columbus
It is illegal to set one price for two beers.
Bars may not hold a “Lady’s Night?.
All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday.
Conyers
One may not place a dead bird on a neighbor’s lawn.
Dublin
Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.
Rocks may not be thrown at birds.
A person must obtain a permit to spread rat poison.
Persons may not wear hoods in public.
It is illegal to play catch in any city street.
Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Jonesboro
It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy.
Kennesaw
Every head of household must own a gun.
Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
Quitman
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
Roswell
Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.

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