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Dumb Laws in Georgia

City Laws in Georgia

Athens-Clarke County
On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.
You may not get drunk on â??The Busâ??.
Alabama slingshots may not be used in the city limits.
No one may bath in Sandy Creek Lake.
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man’s back.
Cobb County
At Nickajack Elementary School, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
No one may practice the business of tattooing on Sunday.
It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property.
Model airplanes may be flown so long as they stay on either private property or city property adjacent to the county morgue.
Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits.
Cussing over the telephone is against the law.
No one may tease an idiot.
It is illegal to wear a hat in a movie theater.
Crosses may be burned on someone elseâ??s property, so long as you have their permission.
To swim in any pond in the city, one must wear a â??suitable bathing suitâ??.
Barber shops may not open on Sundays.
Stink bombs are not allowed in the city limits.
Picnics are prohibited in graveyards.
No person may be buried under a sidewalk of a cemetery.

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