Dumb Laws in Florida
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
City Laws in Florida
Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands.
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
Cape Coral City
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a â??bad catâ??.
If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, donâ??t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.