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Dumb Laws in Florida

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.

City Laws in Florida

Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Broward County
Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands.
Cape Coral
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
Cape Coral City
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
Daytona Beach
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a â??bad catâ??.
If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, donâ??t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Key West
Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.

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