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Dumb Laws in Delaware

“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

City Laws in Delaware

Fenwick Island
One may not lay down on the beach at night
Persons may not change clothes in their car
It is illegal to have a picnic on a highway
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Rehoboth Beach
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
One may not whisper in church.
No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
South Bethany
All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.
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