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Dumb Laws in Connecticut

Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
REPEALED You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

City Laws in Connecticut

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
The use of a bean whistle in public is prohibited.
New Britain
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Rocky Hill
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Silly string is banned.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
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