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Dumb Laws in Colorado

City Laws in Colorado

Denver
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Durango
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
Logan County
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Louisville
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
Pueblo
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Sterling
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Vail
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
No one may keep junk close to someone else.

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