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Dumb Laws in Colorado

City Laws in Colorado

Denver
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Durango
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
Fountain
It is illegal to have a broken down car on private property or public right-of-ways
It is illegal to have weeds in your yard
Logan County
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Louisville
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
Pueblo
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Sterling
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Vail
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
No one may keep junk close to someone else.
Westminster
Do not allow somebody to park less than 2 feet from you, or you will have to pay a fine.
Don’t get lost between 9pm-4am, or allow somebody else to get lost while ‘operating’ your car because it is against the law
Do not send a work crew in more than 1 vehicle in any residential district of the city because it is against the law

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