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Dumb Laws in Colorado

City Laws in Colorado

You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
It is illegal to have a broken down car on private property or public right-of-ways
It is illegal to have weeds in your yard
Logan County
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
No one may keep junk close to someone else.
Do not allow somebody to park less than 2 feet from you, or you will have to pay a fine.
Don’t get lost between 9pm-4am, or allow somebody else to get lost while ‘operating’ your car because it is against the law
Do not send a work crew in more than 1 vehicle in any residential district of the city because it is against the law

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