Dumb Laws in Colorado
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. Repealed 2008: Colorado residents can now buy alcohol on Sundays
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
City Laws in Colorado
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.