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Dumb Laws in California

City Laws in California

Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
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Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
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It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
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It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Los Angeles County
No person may charge admission to a house party.
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It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
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All food in a children’s camp must be approved by the director before being used.
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It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
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Norco
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
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Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
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Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
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It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
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Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pacific Grove
It is illegal to molest butterflies.

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