Dumb Laws in California
City Laws in California
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
Los Angeles County
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
All food in a children?s camp must be approved by the director before being used.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
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