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Dumb Laws in California

City Laws in California

Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Hermosa Beach
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Indian Wells
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
It is illegal to shoot “silly string” at parade participants.

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