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Dumb Laws in California

City Laws in California

Cathedral City
One may not bring their dog to school.
Full text of the law.
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Full text of the law.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
Full text of the law.
Cerritos
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Full text of the law.
Chico
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Full text of the law.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Full text of the law.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Full text of the law.
Dana Point
One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.
Full text of the law.
Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
El Monte
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Full text of the law.
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Full text of the law.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Full text of the law.
Eureka
Persons may not sleep on a road.
Full text of the law.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Full text of the law.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Fresno
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Full text of the law.

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