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Dumb Laws in California

City Laws in California

Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Cerritos
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Dana Point
One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.
Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
El Monte
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Eureka
Persons may not sleep on a road.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Fresno
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

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