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Dumb Laws in Arkansas

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

City Laws in Arkansas

Fayetteville
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
Little Rock
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
No one may “suddenly start or stop? their car at a McDonald’s.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
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