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Dumb Laws in Alaska

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

City Laws in Alaska

Anchorage
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Clowns beware!
Fairbanks
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Haines
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Juneau
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded “bonus points” by the government.
Nome
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Soldotna
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
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