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Dumb Laws in United Kingdom

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
All land must be left to the eldest son.
Divorces are outlawed.
Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.
Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
Jesuits, Seminary Priests and other suchlike disobedient Persons must be banished.
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
Destroying or defacing money is illegal.
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
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