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Dumb Laws in United States

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
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Incestuous marriages are legal.
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It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
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It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
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Persons may not be drunk on trains.
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Idiots may not vote.
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The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
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One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
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The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
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It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
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A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
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City Laws in United States

Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.
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Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Akron
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
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No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
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Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.
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Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
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Alabama
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
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Full text of the law.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
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