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Law Summary

It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.

Full Text of the Law

9.48.010 Urination upon public or private property--Misdemeanor.

A. Any person within the corporate limits of the city who urinates upon any highway, street, alley or upon the premises of any public place or building or upon private property, in open view of any person, when the same has not been designated as a restroom, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

B. Any person violating any of the provisions of this section shall upon conviction thereof be subject to a fine of not more than five hundred dollars or imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or by both such fine and imprisonment.

(Ord. 1585 ยง 1 (part), 1997)


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