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Law Summary

Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.

Full Text of the Law

810.085. Hours of Operation.

1. Except with respect to massage therapist businesses, no customers or patrons may be allowed to enter the licensed premises after 6:00 p.m. and before 8:00 a.m. daily. No customers or patrons may be allowed to remain on the licensed premises after 7:00 p.m. and before 8:00 a.m. daily.

2. At massage therapist businesses, no customers or patrons may be allowed to enter the licensed premises after 11:00 p.m. and before 6:00 a.m. daily. No customers or patrons may be allowed to remain upon the licensed premises after 12:00 a.m. and before 6:00 a.m. daily.

810.090. Penalty.

A person who commits or attempts to commit, conspires to commit or aids or abets in the commission of an act constituting a violation of this ordinance, whether individually or in connection with one or more other persons or as principal, agent, or accessory is guilty of a misdemeanor. A person who falsely, fraudulently, forcibly or willfully induces, causes, coerces, permits or directs another to violate a provision of this ordinance is guilty of a misdemeanor.


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