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Law Summary

All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.

Full Text of the Law

§ 30-5. Removal of excrement.

The owner shall carry and use a bag or other device to pick up and remove any excrement said dog shall drop on property other than their own.

§ 30-6. Penalties for offenses.

Any person violating the provisions of this Article shall be subject to a penalty of not less than twenty-five dollars ($25.), nor more than one hundred dollars ($100.), plus court costs. Each day of continued violation shall be considered as a separate offense.


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