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Law Summary

Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

Full Text of the Law

ยง 198-13. Topless bathing suits prohibited.

No female over the age of five years shall wear a topless bathing suit or otherwise fail to cover her breasts with less than a full opaque covering of any portion thereof below the upper portion of the nipple.


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