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Law Summary

No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.

Full Text of the Law

ยง 198-30. Sleeping on boardwalk.

No person shall sleep, lie or occupy as a sleeping quarter, or under the guise of pretending to sleep on the boardwalk, any bench located on the boardwalk in any pavilion located at the end of any street or on any bench located on any street.


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