Big Government. Small Brains. Dumb Laws.


More About This Law

Law Summary

To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.

Full Text of the Law

Sec. 3-46.

Required; application.

(a) Any person owning, keeping, harboring or having custody of any dog or potbelly pig over three (3) months of age within the city must obtain a license as provided in this article.

(b) Application for a license must be made within thirty (30) days after obtaining a dog or potbelly pig over three (3) months of age, within thirty (30) days after such dog or potbelly pig is brought into the city or within thirty (30) days after such dog or potbelly pig reaches three (3) months of age, except that this requirement will not apply to a nonresident keeping a dog or potbelly pig within the city for no longer than sixty (60) days.

(Code 1964, § 4-2; Ord. No. 18-1995, § 5, 10-4-95)

best of the network

Dumb Criminals

Crime doesn't pay – especially for these guys! Get your fill of botched burglaries, ridiculous robberies, and hilarious heists several times each week.

Dumb Warnings

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." Warnings are all around us, but some things shouldn't need to be said! You won't believe these warnings!

Real Haunted Houses

Who says ghosts aren't real? Find out for yourself! We have catalogued hundreds of haunted houses across the United States and throughout the world.

the dumb network

new dumb laws

We are always on the lookout for new laws that make you laugh because of their sheer absurdity. If you know about a law that is not listed here, please contact me!