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Law Summary

One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.

Full Text of the Law

11.40.050 Urination and Human Waste.

No person shall urinate or defecate on private property in any area exposed to the public view, or on any public street, sidewalk, alley, park, or other public place, except in a public or private restroom.

(Added by Ord. No. 89-18, 7/11/89)

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