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Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.

Full Text of the Law

11.98.100 Biking.

Biking is prohibited in the fountain. This rule is intended to protect all persons using the fountain including, but not limited to, adults, teenagers, adolescents, supervised minors and unsupervised minors from falling, slipping, and causing or suffering from foreseeable injuries that are typically associated with biking in wet areas that contain numerous persons.

(Ord. 524 ยง 3 (part), 2000)

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