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Law Summary

It is illegal to have a monkey or a reptile.

Full Text of the Law

It shall be unlawful, and is declared to be a nuisance, to keep within the City any stallion, swine, bull, ram, billy goat, monkey, reptile or any animal not commonly domesticated; and no animal shall be kept within the City other than those specifically provided for in this Chapter.
(Ord. No. 1922, § 2, 10-14-1985)

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