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Law Summary

People are forbidden from walking in and/or down alleyways.

Full Text of the Law

According to Title 15, Chapter 385 of the Minneapolis Code of Ordinances relating to Offensesâ??Miscellaneous: In General, prohibiting use of alleys for through pedestrian traffic, except for abutting property owners, tenants, their guests and invitees, law enforcement personnel, emergency medical or fire personnel, persons performing public service activities or inspections, and person performing services for public or private utility, garbage collection, or communication companies.

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