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Law Summary

The use of a bean whistle in public is prohibited.

Full Text of the Law

Sec. 153-7 town code: Unlawful Use of Police Whistle:

No person not a member of the Police Department of the City shall have in his possession or blow upon, whistle or use in any manner the whistle or call known as the "bean police call."

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