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Law Summary

Do not allow somebody to park less than 2 feet from you, or you will have to pay a fine.

Full Text of the Law

(8) It shall be unlawful to park any vehicle in such a manner as to leave available less than two feet (2') clearance between vehicles when parked.

Read more about the Traffic Codes in Westminster, Colorado.

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