Big Government. Small Brains. Dumb Laws.


More About This Law

Law Summary

In Calgary, Alberta it is illegal to buy and/or sell non prescription contacts at costume shops

About This Law

This law went into effect in 2011. The theatrical contact ban was put in place because the optometry board of Alberta wasn't making money off of non prescription contacts that you could buy at costume shops. Halfway through October they took all contact out of these stores.

best of the network

Dumb Criminals

Crime doesn't pay – especially for these guys! Get your fill of botched burglaries, ridiculous robberies, and hilarious heists several times each week.

Dumb Warnings

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." Warnings are all around us, but some things shouldn't need to be said! You won't believe these warnings!

Real Haunted Houses

Who says ghosts aren't real? Find out for yourself! We have catalogued hundreds of haunted houses across the United States and throughout the world.

the dumb network

new dumb laws

We are always on the lookout for new laws that make you laugh because of their sheer absurdity. If you know about a law that is not listed here, please contact me!