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Law Summary

You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time

Full Text of the Law

If getting more alcoholic drinks, the bartender must ask "who is that other drink (or drinks) for," and the customer must point them out. And that person (or persons) may not be holding a drink.

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