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Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.

Full Text of the Law

Sec. 39-82. Washing in, tampering with, etc., fountains. Any person who at any time washes his hands, face or feet in any of the fountains in the city or obstructs the flow of water into the same or in any manner tampers with or abuses such fountain or its fixtures shall be punished as provided in chapter 1, article II, City Code (1991). (Code 1965, § 41-11)

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