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DonĂ¢??t get carried away in the city parks.

Full Text of the Law

Section 5.66.060 Prohibited activity in public pools and fountains. Swimming, bathing or in any manner immersing one's body or any part thereof, or washing, immersing o r setting any clothing, wearing apparel or other material of any type, or in any manner throwing, pl acing or disposing of any matter in any public decorative fountain or pool, except a city employee i n the execution of his duties, is prohibited. Any person who, after being advised of such prohibition by properly posted sign or a law enforcement officer or other authorized representative of the cit y, refuses to desist in such activity is guilty of a misdemeanor. The violation of this section shall constitute a trespass on public property. This section shall not pertain to pools or fountains und er the regulation and control of the board of park commissioners. (Ord. No. 33-420)

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